2 Comments Written by Fiona Loughnane on March 30, 2009 – 9:39 pm

There are many things in life that are so amazing you can’t look away. Then there are things like traffic accidents that are so horrible you can’t look away. Then there are the things in life that grab hold of your retinas, piss on them, and leave you to clean up the mess that is your shattered soul. This is one of the latter.

Granted, Billy Bob Thornton is a good actor/writer/blah blah blah, but that is no excuse for the travesty that is this outpouring of love for Angelina Jolie. This video occured many moons ago when the two were still happily living together on Mars, sharing tattoos and blood, and generally making everyone feel icky.

Massive warning here, if you have a weak stomach, or morals, or any suicidal tendencies, DO NOT WATCH.