[Writing Stuff] Got Motivation?
Being a survivor of the borrowed generation I suffer from a disease. A disease that lays common amongst so many of my infected peers. That sickness my friend, is most commonly referred to as ‘pro-crast-ination’. A dear friend of mine came up with a better term for it whilst attempting a two-thousand-word essay: ‘Taking a rain-check from my brain work out’, she mumbles to me through the phone as she simultaneously adds to the Facebook thread: who is the real Goss Fontana?
Oh, woe is me… woe is us! How will we ever get back on track? What shall motivate us? Give us our sweat, our fuel? I contacted a boring white collar jerk I know –through friends I don’t care for– on a phone I stole…
He came up with an idea that seemed brilliant at the time. He didn’t realise how right he actually was. He shared with me the phenomena of the ‘motivational poster’. At first I wanted to go back to his place and murder his first born, but then…then I stumbled upon these test tube puppies: