About The Author: Ezzzy

This kid knows how to draw, paint, print make, cuss, yell, play keyboard, play air guitar and drums among other things. Born half yakk, half man-child he was raised by a herd of wild sheep in the hunter valley of Spew South Whales, Australia (hence his slight case of retardation), he now lives in Melbourne. DO NOT call this kid Ezzzy Attack… a kick in the loins will promptly follow if this happens.